1 4 30 55 1,440,000
I once told a Scrabble-playing friend of mine -- who was being scolded by a gentlelady at club that it was improper to look for rule technicalities to gain an advantage -- that Scrabble was more like golf than like such sports as pro football. In golf, ethics and courtesy are paramount. We call rules violations on ourselves. So too in Scrabble. Not in football, or basketball, or any of the other sports, where in order to win you're supposed to cheat and not get caught.
With that as background, here's a wonderful column by Jim Litke of the Associated Press. Whenever I see his byline on an article, I drop everything else in order to read it. (I hope that link works. It looked kind of funny when I clicked the insert button.)
By the way, if you had three zeroes after each of the first four numbers in the title, you will get the size of the winner's paycheck at the U.S. Open at Merion Country Club.
In other words, Olin Dutra won $1,000 in 1934. Ben Hogan won $4,000 in 1950. Lee Trevino won $30,000 in 1971. David Graham won $55,000 in 1981. This year's winner (I'm rooting for Phil Mickelson) will pocket $1,440,000.
Ahem. Scrabble, by the way, has not kept pace. I won about 40 tournaments over my career, and except for three or four times, I barely covered expenses when I won. And those times I did show a profit, I didn't make a lot of money.
When I learned about inflation in school, I learned that it's supposed to take about 10 years for numbers to double. Notice that that's approximately true for the 1934-1950 gap between Dutra and Hogan, and also for the 1971-1981 gap between Trevino and Graham. The influence of Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus and the great god television explains the major discrepancy between 1950 and 1971, and Tiger Woods and more television explains the explosion since 1981.
By the way, I feel bad about leaving Olin Dutra's name out of what I wrote yesterday (see below). I'd never heard of him before yesterday, but he did win more than 20 professional tournaments, including two majors.
And Bobby Jones did win an important tournament at Merion, but it wasn't the U.S. Open. It was the U.S. Amateur, the final leg of the old "Grand Slam" than Jones won in 1930.
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And now, it's time to eat a little breakfast, take my meds, check my blood pressure (we're in the process of getting ready to adjust my medication; long story; but I'm fine, don't worry) and watch golf all day.
Go, Phil!
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Yesterday, I wrote:
The U.S. Open
If I were David Graham, that great Australian gentleman who won the last U.S. Open golf championship played at Merion Country Club in 1981, I'd be pissed off at the NBC announcer who, seconds before Tiger Woods teed off at THIS year's championship at Merion, waxed enthusiastic about the past champions here: "Jones, Hogan, Trevino, Nicklaus."
What crap! Nicklaus didn't win, he was second to Lee Trevino in 1971.
But I understand the mistake. Because seconds before the announcer's gaffe, I was thinking, "Jones, Hogan, Trevino, Graham. Hmm, Graham doesn't quite belong in that bunch."
But jeez! I didn't leave Graham out and think "Nicklaus." C'mon!
I mean, Graham did win the tournament, and he did win 38 tournaments over the course of his professional career, including a PGA championship to go with his U.S. Open trophy. He wasn't chopped liver and he sure as hell didn't deserve to be left out completely in those remarks that opened the telecast of this year's third round.
Anyway, there's a long way to go between now and tomorrow and just about anyone can win. Currently, Phil Mickelson is tied for the lead at one under par with Billy Horschel and John Senden. At even par are Justin Rose and Steve Stricker and Luke Donald. Those last three are among the best players to have never won a major.
Lurking are such stalwarts as Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Hunter Mahan, Charl Schwartzel, and Ernie Els.
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And Now, a tribute to an old Xanga friend:
I won't name her, and I just hope she's still alive, but I can't find anyone who knew her who's still active so I don't know whom to ask. Here is something she posted nearly five years ago:
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Thursday, 14 August 2008
(Note: I love all my friends who've stepped into the fray this past week. You are gems. This isn't written about you. This is written about those people who suck off my drama and who I wouldn't have darken my doorstep in the 'good days'. Now it's all about them. Again.)
Okay, here's a list of things that bug me (and by extension ALL cancer patients, because I speak on behalf of them, doncha know):
Things Not To Do:
If we say we don't need another meal cooked for us -- we don't. The freezer is stocked, the dog has put on 8 kilos and you cook like shit anyway. We appreciate the gesture, know you want to help -- but fuck off with your crap lasagna.
Under no circumstances, are you 'coming over on Friday to clean my house'. WTF? I am sorry if my personal hygiene offends you, or that you can see dust bunnies on my bathroom floor -- but tough tits. This family cleans its own house, maybe badly, but I am actually quite offended that you think this helps me. All this does is make me feel inadequate. So again with the fuck off.
When you ask if I am alright, and I say 'okay', then that's the end of the conversation. I don't necessarily want to spill my guts each and every time we talk -- about mortality, what it's like to have the Big C, and (use Big Sad Voice here) How. I. Am. Coping. Unless you have a pipeline to the future, shut up and smile and accept my lie when I choose to tell it.
Don't call just to talk. Most of the time I am trying to sleep. And furthermore, long-winded weepy messages on the answering machine WAKE ME UP and make me wish you had cancer not me. So there.
On the above topic, don't get your knickers in a knot because (gasp) you called 3 days ago and I haven't returned your call. Maybe I am recovering from all the fucking telephone calls. Maybe I am puking. Maybe I am sleeping. Whatever. I still like you. Or will, unless you make an unreturned phone call an issue.
This What To Do:
Leave food (if you insist) outside my door and then text me or my hub to tell me it's there. Don't come in for a cup of tea. Really, don't. You didn't come in before I was sick, why would you want to now? My energy lasts 10 minutes, but my impulses last longer and must be overridden.
If you DO come in. Leave soon. Don't make me ask you. It's embarrassing and rude and feels ungrateful.
Tell me you will take my kids to and from school, or for a bit without me asking. It's really hard to feel like I can't look after them, and I worry. They also demand a lot of emotion from me lately, and I get worn out. Don't wait for me to ask -- just tell me when you'll return them.
Email me. I can answer email when I choose and in the middle of the night, it's a good friend.
Hug me. Cancer isn't contagious. I need the bodily contact to remind myself that.
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All of her old posts are still up, and (sigh) I guess they'll vanish into the ether on July 15. Contact me if you'd like to know who she is.
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